Assessing one’s own value in currency is normally a difficult task. This survey was created with the infinitely charitable goal of blessing everyone with the extreme privilege of knowing their own worth in dollars. The survey’s results are guaranteed to be 100% deterministic and its methods are incapable of error. Due to the survey’s guaranteed reliability, it is recommended that one not question its results. One should instead take them to heart for the rest of one’s life and regard them above all other measures of one’s character.